Author - Andy McKay

A little bit about myself.

Beer

I like beer, especially Bud, they have bouncing bottles and a born on date. Beer makes you strong, drink the right amount and it makes a hard boiled egg of you. I only drink about 4 gallons a week, less than the recommended amount, so I could be stronger.

I've been drinking beer continuously as long as I can remember, I think it was the lady folks who got me started, plying me with the stuff to the cry of “get that hunk drunk!” - little did I know they had ulterior motives. Well, they can take my body but they'll never take my principles!

Women

This would be one of those lady folks, the significant other fraction, AKA the Viscous (pronounced viy-scouse) Minx or sometimes just the Viscous One. Some have said (to the tune of Camp Town Races) “she's bad to the bone and nasty too, doo da, doo da, bad too the bone and nasty too all the bloomin day, all the bloomin day, all the bloomin night, bad to the bone and nasty too, she's a viscous minx.” - For my part… I try to help the Minx

Activities

Nothing beats a dammed good potter around, some folks have garages, some sheds but for me it's a well equipped computer room - Potters Palace to be exact.

When I'm not pottering I do other stuff which I won't bore you with, other than my involvement with this website. If you contact the webmaster then I'm the one you reach, I also add my tuppence worth to various pieces of content.

I don't think I'll ever amount to anything since I have a deeply ingrained streak of goodness and crippling good looks - forever the Peter Pan of poverty and prisoner of pain. When my time is up I think I shall opt for the “death of a thousand ravishes”.

Back to Beer

I don't particularly like mixing new with old beer, so I jog off the old to make way for the new, plus I don't want the sixteen pack becoming a Lurpack. There are some nice places to go a run where I live and here's some pictures for one of them.